28th November 2010
Before I begin my actual apologies, I just want to throw it out there – apologies is a horrible word. There's something about it that just doesn't look right and I find it very difficult to spell.
Moving along, Tiny Netbook, Big Adventure has really gone down hill. I said I would get back into Blogging but it just isn't happening because,
A) My life isn't that exciting.
B) Queen's University Belfast is using assessed essays to ruin my life.
C) I've definitely misplaced some brain cells – I don't know how it happened but I'm really, really stupid. This new found stupidity is a real pain because I can't write Blogs and I can't write essays. One essay question in particular is causing me great distress - “How did the institution of slavery develop and evolve between 1619 and the end of the Civil War in 1865?” It might seem fairly straightforward but I have managed to complicate it to the extent that it's taken me an entire week to write 176 words, including the title and my name... If you would like to write a 4,000 word essay on my behalf then please do so – I would say answers on a post card but it would have to be a very large post card and I'd probably get distracted by the picture on the front...
I suppose there's nothing else for it – I'm going to have to bang out a 4,000 word essay, worth 40% of my overall grade before tomorrows 12noon deadline. Fifteen hours... Can I do it? Probably not but I'm past the point of caring – the Christmas Market is in town and come 4.00p.m I'll be sipping hot chocolate with Classy Classy Crilly. I might also eat meat. Maybe. Probably not. I'll keep you informed.
xx
